Funny things kids say...

Kids always say the funniest things and it seems like lately my kids have been full of it. So I thought I better blog it before I forget it.
Benny says:
Were watching conference and Henry B. Eyring is talking about being a peacemaker and Ben comes upstairs and says, "Mom I know what he is talking about. He is talking about being a peacemaker. And he doesn't have to keep an eye on me because I'm already a peacemaker. So he doesn't have to worry about me, he doesn't have to keep an eye on me."
Tanner and Ben wouldn't eat their dinner the other night so I told them that if they took three bites they could have some Root Beer and then they had to take three more bites and could be done. Ben thought that was a great deal and quickly ate his bites to get his drink. After Ben was done, Tanner thought yeah, that didn't look so bad and agreed to do the same. He ate his first three bites so I poured him some Root Beer. Ben said, "Congratulations Tanner, you made it to the next level!"
Adam says:
Everything is AWESOME or CUTE. He has just really started to talk over these last few months and it is hilarious to see his personality come out in his words.
I got a new church bag and I was leaving for church and I threw the bag over my shoulder and Adam says, "Cute." He is 21/2 and he's better trained than my husband who's 36. I was cutting vegetable for soup the other day and he climbed up on the table and watched for a minute and then said, "Oh, cute!" Apparently I was doing a really good job with those carrots. A few weeks ago he and Luke were wrestling and playing around with each other. They were both laughing and having a good time. Well Luke got hurt and then mad and bit Adam on the back and headed upstairs. Meanwhile Adam's all upset and crying becuase he got bit. When he calms down he is looking for revenge a.k.a Luke. He doesn't see him downstairs but hears him upstairs and makes his way up. And as he is going up the stairs he is saying, "Lukey...I bite you. Lukey....I bite you." I'm downstairs the whole time this is going on. He gets to the tops finds Luke goes up to him and bites him, I hear a scream from Luke and Adam says, "I bite you. Naughty."
And of course the funniest story is yet to come. I normally get up and get showered before my kids wake up, otherwise it doesn't happen. Well this particular day I didn't so I thought that's okay I will just put the kids in the playpens in my room while I shower. Well they did fine for the first few minutes but by the time I got out I could hear them screaming. I was worried that someone was hurt so I ran out of the bathroom without a towel. They immediatley stopped crying and looked at me all bewildered. I was like, oh they've never seen me naked before. And before I can turn around to go grab a towel Adam starts saying, "Ba-looons...Ba-looons...Ba-looons!" They haven't seen me naked since.
TO BE CONTINUED.....(I'm sure of it!)